QISE Review - Day 3 / by Mark

Running total hours recorded on my Tivo, starting with the Opening ceremony through midnight Monday--97 hours so far.

  • Late last night, NBC's carefully pre-written script on women's gymnastics was shredded.
    • The world champion, a member of the "Fab 5" (YOU WILL ACCEPT THIS NICKNAME) did not make the team finals
    • NBC did manage to wring every drop of pathos out of the event--at one point, one of the two US winners was interviewed while the loser was framed perfectly in the background
    • The commentators as well as ol' Bela, were incensed by this, and made their obvious bias even more clear.
  • Watching Equestrian Cross Country on NBCSN--between the large crowds lining the course and the whimsical jumps, it reminded me of miniature golf writ large. Do I need to hit the ball into the clown's mouth to win?
  • Double entendre of the day--while talking about getting proper footing for the horses, the commentator noted that "they needed to stud up"
  • On table tennis--why do the competitors need to shag their own balls? Can't they have ball boys as in regular tennis?
  • On kayaking - there was a 44-year old female competitor, and the announcers made it sound like she shouldn't have been allowed out of the nursing home (Disclosure--I'm 48)
  • When they show a pool-level view of the butterfly swim, I'm reminded of Whac-a -Mole as they bob up and down
  • Random gymnastics announcer statement of the night--"He just has to erase his hard disk"

More to come.