The first “true” day of competition…
- Al Michaels takes over Fortress of Solitude duty for the afternoon
- “Skiathlon"? Really? There must be some ad agency generating random words, and the International QISE Committee creates sports to fit.
- As always, speed skating outfits leave little to the imagination. Sport clothing firms bring in aerospace firms to help reduce friction and drag.
- Biathlon = skiing and shooting = event for secret agents
- As the evening festivities begin, even Costas refers to the main studio as Superman’s icy fortress—called it!
- Ah, Ice Dancing—the red-headed stepchild of the skating world. The bad reputation is the result of a history of rigged judging, which is (supposedly) no longer the case.
- What is the compulsion of the crowd to clap along with the beat of skating music? You know it’s probably throwing off the skaters, right?
- We then go back to Slopestyle, brought to you by Monster Energy Drink and Axe Body Spray—EXTREME! COWABUNGA! C’mon kids—watch the QISE!
- The team figure skating event gives NBC more chances to manufacture the next “America’s Sweetheart” in Ladies’ Skating. Just put together an artsy “up close and personal” segment, add some breathless competition commentary, and you’re set—as long as the athlete comes through.
Tomorrow—the men’s downhill and more team skating.